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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
It is a common misconception that the ‘L’ in Samuel L Jackson’s name is an abbreviation of his middle name. In actuality, It is a roman numeral, signifying that he is the 50th descendant in the line of Samuel Jacksons, who have guarded our race since the ancient times.
*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
Mughal Dagger
- Dated: 17th century - 18th century
- Culture: North India
- Medium: Jade, steel, gold and cabachon rubies and emeralds
- Measuremenrs: Length: 24.1 cm, blade
- Unknown Artist / Maker
Source & Copyright: The Wallace Collection
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tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
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